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    November 02

    此鼠辈原来非彼鼠辈

    晚上九点多才回到家里,推门一看,进门处的地面上一地的木屑,第一反应是:小偷!现在的贼也忒厉害了吧,估计是拿个什么工具想从防盗门底下的缝里伸进来把门从里勾开,把里面的木门磨了一地的木屑。不敢大意,赶紧拨110报案,警察同志也很重视,询问了地址和具体情况,承诺会加强周边巡逻的警力,必要时还会派出便衣警探蹲守。

    刚放下电话,忽听得身后窸窸窣窣地响,扭头一看,一只灰黑色的大老鼠正顺着墙角跑呢,原来——是货真价实的鼠辈干的啊……。抄起晾衣杆就开始斗鼠大战,不过我还是给它留了条生路,把大门敞开着,希望它能知难而退,也免得把我的屋子里搞得血不拉叽的。不过敌人是狡猾狡猾的,顺着墙角东躲西藏,我追到床边它就逃到沙发后,追到沙发后它又逃到衣柜后面,最后我终于被彻底激怒了,NND,把所有家具都挪离墙边,不留一个死角,这下鼠辈无处遁形了,居然还想重施故技,在床和墙壁的夹缝里动也不动,不过这次我的视野很好了,慢慢地举起晾衣杆,对准那个黑乎乎的影子猛戳下去,戳到了一团软绵绵的东西,鼠辈这下肯定受了重伤,顺着墙角开溜的速度明显慢了很多,又一次溜到了大门口的鞋柜后面,这次我也学乖了,把鞋柜周围全部用家具堵上,只留了一个通往外面的通道,弄好之后,猛一敲鞋柜,鼠辈如意料之中的逃了出来,别无选择之下,只能乖乖地从大门出去了。望着老鼠蹒跚的背影,长长地出了口气,世界总算又清静了。呃,不过,明天要是小区里真的多出了巡逻的警察叔叔,我该不该告诉他们其实只是一只老鼠引发的血案呢?囧……

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